Morrissey the Snowmanto the tune of “Frosty the Snowman”Morrissey the SnowmanWas a pale and morbid soulHe was made of snowHe read Wilde and PoeAnd his repartee was droll. Morrissey the SnowmanLoved to make the children cryHe would moan and sing, “I can’t wait for springAnd the dreaded sunny day I die.” The more the children loved himHis Eskimo blood would freezeHe’d sigh and say, “Why pamperAll of life’s complexities?” Morrissey the SnowmanFinally got his chance to meltBut we heard him sayAs he dripped away,“Now I know how Joan of Arc felt.”

Morrissey the Snowman
to the tune of “Frosty the Snowman”

Morrissey the Snowman
Was a pale and morbid soul
He was made of snow
He read Wilde and Poe
And his repartee was droll.

Morrissey the Snowman
Loved to make the children cry
He would moan and sing, 
“I can’t wait for spring
And the dreaded sunny day I die.”

The more the children loved him
His Eskimo blood would freeze
He’d sigh and say, “Why pamper
All of life’s complexities?”

Morrissey the Snowman
Finally got his chance to melt
But we heard him say
As he dripped away,
“Now I know how Joan of Arc felt.”

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